December 19, 2005

•  "adult content" warning!!

  
  photo from off the web, slightly altered by drc
  
  
  DEAR SANTA
  (Missing the Buzz)

  
  Dear Santa, we all know that
  being good just can't be rated.

  While I haven't been angelic
  I don't ask much to be sated...

  Christmas Eve is coming

  and I've written out no list,

  but grown-ups like toys, too, dear,

  and there's one that I have missed.

  The thing is that I have one:
  but the batteries have died
  and I can't get it to open

  to replace the ones inside.

  Yes, I would like an upgrade:

  with a wireless remote

  that I could hand to someone else
  or carry in a tote

  I know it is quite intimate

  for me to just request

  but trust me, as receiver

  I'd be ultimately blessed!

  

  --

  drc 2005

  • 12:40 pm
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